Damnit my head hurts.

And I think I'm still abit drunk.

And apparently I was running in my sleep seeing as how my body aches all over.

I shall say this out loud in hopes of remembering it.

Cosmos and fancy martinis are bad for you. They will get you drunk faster than anything else you could imagine (short of straight shots). I don't care how classy you want to feel or how grown up you choose to act.

I know that the glass they come in is really sexy. Who wouldn't feel sexy drinking out of one of those? It completely conveys a Sex in the City atmosphere. Sitting there on a bar stool, dressed very couture, with your Manolo Blahnik falling of your foot, your head tossed back, laughing at the joke of some hot young thing who is throwing himself at you.

However, the after effect of someone who cannot hold her martinis and cosmos is very un Sex and the City. It is curled up over the white cold thing in the bathroom giving back all the cosmos and martinis. It is stumbling around trying to get up three flights of stairs because everytime you lift your foot to step up your incredibly sexy (otherwise known as $3.50 flip flop from Old Navy) shoe comes flying off and your husband then has to go retrieve it because there is no way you are actually going to make it down and back up. So you end up going up the stairs barefoot. It is a pounding headache the next morning when you really want to go back to sleep but really need to make it to the bank before they close at noon and then to your mom's house to look at the Sex and the City style furniture that you absolutly cannot afford even on sale.

I don't know if they were worth all the good that I seemed to be able to pretend.

Hah, who am I kidding?

Anyone want to go out for Cosmos tonight?

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I'm listening to: I am so stuck in a country kick - Then What by Clay Walker
I'm reading this: Nothing, I am in search of my Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I'm burning this: Christmas Cookie

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